Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Olympic Fever

Everyone in the stadium held their breath as she faced the challenge of the obstacle course. It was reported a few weeks ago that she had injured both her knees from a fall during training. But she is the favorite contender this year. Will she win gold and bring glory to her family who have relentlessly supported her in this entire journey? NBC of course refused to cover this event since it did not include four scantily clad women in the beach playing volleyball, but here is an exclusive coverage for the ardent readers of this blog~



She actually got up there and said 'Potty'. That alone won her the gold. She was awarded the most points for immaculate timings. The proud mother later told us in an exclusive interview that her daughter had made the entire family and country proud and all that training in the park had finally paid off. She will definitely be returning in 2012. In between she will be focusing on training even harder. She also bagged an endorsement deal from Huggies Pull-Ups - so you will be seeing a lot more of her in the potty training commercials. Finally, here is a glimpse of the medal ceremony and an example of how Americans are so famous for screwing up names ~

3 comments:

TravelVixen said...

EVani? WTF? Sounds more like EVian, the water, scrambled. Maybe that's what she was thinking of. I would have corrected her but then that's me.

Congratulations to the proud parents of EVani. You definitely have a child protege on your hands! :o) Thanks for the update... FINALLY!!!!

CGBCYouth said...

^ What MC said...I would correct her pronouciation...

Anyway, she is ready to be potty trained? How wonderful! I can't believe she's that big already. And I LOVE her in white!!! Is that a little gymboree class kind of thing?

marcy wacker said...

I was going to write, "EVanee? WTF?" but travelvixen beat me to it. She's a star! You should be so proud(: