The Stay-home mom remedy

Caller: As a stay-home mom I sometimes feel overwhelmed and don’t have time to take care of my needs. I’m always exhausted and end up complaining about it to my husband.

Dr. Laura: Quit complaining. That’s not what men want to hear. Put your kids to bed, apply perfume in strategic areas and tell your husband when he returns home – “Honey, I’ve had a very tough day. Can you please make it better for me?’ You do know what the strategic areas are, don’t you?

Caller: * Silence *

Listener (me): WTF????

Me listening to Dr. Laura on Talk Radio: Double WTF????

Which one are you?

This came at a very appropriate time (thanks to my sis-in-law) since I seem to be working with ‘The Wafflers’ and am currently on my seventh round of revisions and ready to tear my hair out. TGIF!

The Bollywood Debacle

After much hype over Slumdog and Indians fuming over Boyle for showing slums and even more slums, I think it will be interesting to shift our attention to the recent big banner Bollywood releases those depict 18th Century Rab in the 21st Century, Harvard MBA grad who writes handwritten diaries and draws his own tattoos with both hands, Gay couples getting their green cards in a year and to top it all Chinese people speaking Hindi. Here are a few awesome reviews from fellow bloggers that are actually more entertaining than the movies themselves. Get comfortable and grab your popcorn. This will be worth it.

Rab ne Bana di Jodi
Ghajini
Dostana
Chandni Chowk to China

Jai Ho!

Jai Ho to the team of Slumdog Millionaire and especially to A.R.Rahman. So well deserved. I just had to share this video though - I died laughing! I think we need more 'singing & dancing' in this world. :)

Who's the retard here?

Just after I posted the retard picture in my previous post, I received this photo from Evani's daycare. Of course I had some fun at my daughter's expense. I would love to share this with her when she's older. :)


Click on the image to read the bubbles.

Just for laughs

Thanks to Mattu who sent this and a very happy Friday to all my retarded friends!

NO is the new YES

Well, at least that’s what I would like to believe, NO being the prevalent word in Evani’s vocabulary these days. Here is how it usually goes in the evening -

Parents: “Evani, let’s eat dinner”
Evani: “NO!”

Parents: “Evani, lets go take a shower”
Evani: “NO!”

Evani: “potty”
Parents: “you want to go potty?”
Evani: “NO!”

So, as I said, I would like to believe she actually means ‘yes’.

'Ohm!'